Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? : CounterStrike

John Kerry: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now
against it!

George W. Bush: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road.
We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not.
Our side of the road is the right side of the road and the chicken is
either against us or for us. There is no middle ground for any chicken.

Colin Powell: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the
satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

Donald Rumsfeld: I have known about the chicken crossing the road for
several months. I was investigating why the chicken moved but didn't
feel it was necessary to alert anyone.

Ralph Nader: The chicken's habitat on the other side of the road had
been polluted by unchecked industrial greed. The chicken did not reach
the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because it was
crushed.

Pat Buchanan: To steal the job of a decent, hard-working American.

Martha Stewart: No one called to warn me which way that chicken was
going.
I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the
price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any inside
information.

Dr. Seuss: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been
told.

Martin Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be
free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.


Barbara Walters: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be
listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming
story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to
accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.

Captain Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.

Bill Gates: I have just witnessed eChicken2004, which will not only
cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and
balance your checkbook...and Internet Explorer is an integral part of
eChicken.

Albert Einstein: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road
move beneath the chicken?

Bill Clinton: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your
definition of chicken?

Al Gore: That was my chicken! I invented the chicken.

Colonel Sanders: Did I miss one??

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

LOLZ! nice ouch

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i cant believe that i read all of those, really funny tho, def. worth the time