Boy and Frog : Jokes

I hope this is reasonably clean:

One boy went to a hooker house dragging along a flattened frog and asked the owner if he could have the hooker in room 5 and the owner said wuts so special about her? He said she has AIDS and explained that he wanted to "get it on" with the hooker because the boy's babysitter was very "fond" of him and then when she had to go home her dad would have a quickie with her, then when my dad got home he'd "bust her bones" and then the next morning the milkman would come have a quickie with mom and then get herpes and DIE because he's the mean guy that ran over my FROG!!!!!!

I am sorry if this is a "Dirty Joke"... also can it be that bad if a 13 year old boy like myself could use all that good punctuation and spell so nicely???