The Garden Of Eden
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The Garden Of Eden
by 007andahalf on Thu May 26, 2005 10:36 pm
Women: Hello Pastor. I was wondering, my husband keeps falling asleep in during your sermons and I want to keep him up. How should I do this?
Pastor: Take this fork. Everytime he falls asleep give him a little poke.
(Next Sunday)
Husband begins to fall asleep. <Poke>
Pastor: And what did god say?
Husband: <wakes up> Amen!
Pastor: YES SIR!
Husband Falls Asleep <Poke>
Pastor: And when God told Adam he was to have a wife, Adam said
Husband <wakes up> Amen!!
Pastor: You are correct!
Husband falls asleep <poke>
Pastor: And after 98 of the 99 children Adam and Eve were to have what did Eve say?
Husband: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! IF YOU STICK THAT IN ME ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR I'LL BREAK IT!
Pastor: Take this fork. Everytime he falls asleep give him a little poke.
(Next Sunday)
Husband begins to fall asleep. <Poke>
Pastor: And what did god say?
Husband: <wakes up> Amen!
Pastor: YES SIR!
Husband Falls Asleep <Poke>
Pastor: And when God told Adam he was to have a wife, Adam said
Husband <wakes up> Amen!!
Pastor: You are correct!
Husband falls asleep <poke>
Pastor: And after 98 of the 99 children Adam and Eve were to have what did Eve say?
Husband: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! IF YOU STICK THAT IN ME ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR I'LL BREAK IT!
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STRIKES AGAIN!
STRIKES AGAIN!
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