Politics : Jokes

Senator Hilary Clinton was invited to address
a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two
weeks ago in upper New York State. She spoke for almost
an hour on her future plans for increasing every Native
American's present standard of living, should
she one day become the first female President. She
referred to her career as a New York Senator, how she
had signed "YES" for every Indian issue that came
to her desk for approval.

Although the Senator was vague on the details
of her plan, she seemed most enthusiastic about her
future ideas for helping her "red sisters and
brothers".

At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes
presented the Senator with a plaque inscribed with her
new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud Senator
then departed in her motorcade, waving to the
crowds.

A news reporter later inquired to the group of
chiefs of how they come to select the new name given
to the Senator.

They explained that Walking Eagle is the name
given to a bird so full of crap it can no longer fly.