Polish Sausage
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Polish Sausage
by Ouch on Mon Oct 11, 2004 7:28 am
Subject: Polish Sausage
A man goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like some
Polish sausage."
The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a taco, would you ask
if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would ya?"
The clerk says, "Well, no."
"And if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I
was Irish?"
" Well, I probably wouldn't."
With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage?"
The clerk replies:
"Because you're at Home Depot."
A man goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like some
Polish sausage."
The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a taco, would you ask
if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would ya?"
The clerk says, "Well, no."
"And if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I
was Irish?"
" Well, I probably wouldn't."
With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage?"
The clerk replies:
"Because you're at Home Depot."
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hahaha
by GTO on Tue Oct 12, 2004 1:04 pm
thats oops, bad word here halarious ... but my home depot does sell hot dogs in the exit lol thats rly weird lol
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by Striking_Emu on Tue Oct 12, 2004 8:24 pm
I got it, nore how would u know? just askin?
But Ouch we dont tolerate racism in the server but we tolerate it in the forums??
But Ouch we dont tolerate racism in the server but we tolerate it in the forums??
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by Stoned|Assassin on Tue Oct 12, 2004 9:20 pm
*note
it was I who told him to say so feel free to give me the credit...but!
it was I who told him to say
so feel free to give me the credit...but!
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