1000 Year old Blog Headlines

Bloggin a thousand years ago

October 24th, 2007

Doing a Google blog search I looked up some headlines bloggers used when writing about events of their day. I admit the search took a lot of time due to the fact most of the older blogs were written in stone or carved into a piece of wood. Here is some of the blog headlines I found insightful and entertaining;

Erik the Red Dyes his Hair!

“His hair is dark brown aahhhggee” are the the last words spoken by Erik’s mistress Helga Sigrúndóttir as he clubbed her to death.

Shoes on a Horse, what about my Children?

Once again the Nobles would rather make sure their damned horses live a life of luxury while I must have my 17 kids work bare foot. Oh Great and Merciful King, here our plea!

Famous Wrestler Milo of Croton Suspected of Roid Use

While attempting to gain advantage during his 6th Olympics, Old man Milo was at it again. When asked if he should be allowed in the Hall of Fame Milo replied, “It ain’t like I was gambling on my team or illegally filming my competitors after being warned by the league.”

King has Horseshoes Nailed to Kids Feet

Nike wins kids horseshoe contract…

Matt Cutts Once Again Declined Employment

Matt Cutts, creator of the first web site, was turned down for employment once again by Google. Google’s press release stated, “Cutts has great skills but we will not employ a person who continues to violate our terms of service, I mean come on, spamming the keyword meta is so 990’s”